Blog NuaemanSuatu Analisis l Berita l Kisah Kehidupan

Ada kawan - kawan yang bertanya kenapa aku beriya-iya sangat nak tinggalkan dunia pekerjaan dan buat bisnes sendiri bukanke kedudukan aku sekarang boleh dikatakan sudah cukup bagus ( bagi mereka.. laa ). Tapi yelah.. bukannya tak bersyukur dengan apa yang dah aku dapat sekarang cuma… bagi aku.. rasanya cukup seronok sekiranya dapat buat sesuatu yang aku lebih suka dan minat. Kalau kenang-kenang balik zaman kecik-kecik dulu masa kat sekolah.. time cikgu suruh sorang-sorang pegi kedepan bagitau apa cita-cita masing-masing bila dah besar nanti.. semua bagi jawapan standard, taujelaa mesti ada yang kata nak jadi polis.. cikgu.. doktor… hehee.. masa giliran aku.., aku cakap ” Saya nak jadi kartunis..”, satu kelas gelakkan aku.. ceh!

Apapun aku tak juga jadi kartunis.. entahlaa mula-mula abah aku ingat nak hantar aku ke timur tengah jee.. balik jadi ustaz.. entah camne aku tersangkut pulak ambil jurusan mekatronik then bila kerja.. karier aku bermula dibahagian kualiti (QA) hinggalaa sekarang.. walau dah sampai ketahap kemuncak aku masih rasa kurang best dengan kerja makan gaji ni.. masa aku banyak habis kat cubic aku jee.. mungkin sebab utama aku rasa macam tu kerana kurang minat kot.. huhu.. Oklah.. cukup laa tuu.. kita bersantai sikit tengahari ni dengan satu jokes..

PRISON VS WORK

IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK…you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

IN PRISON…you get three meals a day.
AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON…you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON…a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON…you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK…you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON…you get your own toilet.
AT WORK…you have to share.

IN PRISON…they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON…all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK…you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON…you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK…you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON…there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK…they are called managers.

Dan untuk sesiapa yang lebih kurang sama macam aku yang mana banyak habiskan masa kat cubic.. aku tujukan khas lagu ni untuk korang… My Cubicle…

enjoy.. k ( aku busy sedikit untuk tulis panjang-panjang hari ni.. )